We were sitting around the dinner table, telling stories as we do, when my six year old daughter began (verbatim),
The Annoying Radio
Once there was a radio. A very annoying radio. He lived in a store, and the store was owned by a man. The man sometimes heard the radio. Once he turned on the annoying radio. And you know what the radio sang? "Hello, how are you doing, howdy! Want to hear a song?"
"Okay," said the man.
The radio sang, "A,B, C, D, E, F, G..."
"Stop, stop, stop!" yelled the man. "Why are you singing that song?"
"Because I like it," replied the ...